My ad for an auction
Store Code: Albin
Stock: 1
Item location: Vlc
Ships to: West, Central and Northwest Europe
Expiration time: Further than wished
What you see in the picture is what you will get: a mountable set of movable arms, legs and a head. All made of cheap DNA, hence we are not responsible for congenital health issues. However the assembled body looks sporty and nice althought it is slightly assymetric and has some scarring which total more than 20 stitches.
No manual is included but his operation is highly intuitive. Feed him with beer and potato omelette and let him sleep 7 hours a day. Keep him away from moistur and cold. Make him swimm twice a week and no more maintenance will be required.
He is friendly, gentle lover, clever, witty and speaks 3 languages but warning: he does not respond well when somebody tries to change him.
Because of his profligacy we also decline responsibilities for bastard childrens who may or may not appear on owner’s doorstep.
Think twice before bying because you have to take him as he is. NO REFUND.