Mis Movidas » Just for laughs http://blog.mariorocafull.es Just another WordPress weblog Thu, 12 Jan 2012 08:56:39 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 My ad for an auction http://blog.mariorocafull.es/my-ad-for-an-auction/ http://blog.mariorocafull.es/my-ad-for-an-auction/#comments Sat, 12 Dec 2009 19:59:48 +0000 admin http://blog.mariorocafull.es/my-ad-for-an-auction/ BinimarStore Code: Albin
Stock: 1

Item location: Vlc
Ships to: West, Central and Northwest Europe

Expiration time: Further than wished

What you see in the picture is what you will get: a mountable set of movable arms, legs and a head. All made of cheap DNA, hence we are not responsible for congenital health issues. However the assembled body looks sporty and nice althought it is slightly assymetric and has some scarring which total more than 20 stitches.

No manual is included but his operation is highly intuitive. Feed him with beer and potato omelette and let him sleep 7 hours a day. Keep him away from moistur and cold. Make him swimm twice a week and no more maintenance will be required.

He is friendly, gentle lover, clever, witty and speaks 3 languages but warning: he does not respond well when somebody tries to change him.

Because of his profligacy we also decline responsibilities for bastard childrens who may or may not appear on owner’s doorstep.

Think twice before bying because you have to take him as he is. NO REFUND.

]]> http://blog.mariorocafull.es/my-ad-for-an-auction/feed/ 0 Estimados amigos de Blogtienda http://blog.mariorocafull.es/estimados-amigos-de-blogtienda/ http://blog.mariorocafull.es/estimados-amigos-de-blogtienda/#comments Fri, 11 Dec 2009 08:35:59 +0000 admin http://blog.mariorocafull.es/estimados-amigos-de-blogtienda/ Hoy os traemos un producto sin igual, se trata de un folio en blanco que no ha sido usado. Entre sus increíbles características, destacamos que no solo es rectangular sino que además tiene esquinas. Por si esto no fuera suficiente os regalamos un bolígrafo con la tinta líquida. Efectivamente, la tinta es líquida y sin embargo no gotea. Y no solo eso, nuestro increíble pack de escritura incluye una goma Milan*. Así es, no dejes escapar esta magnífica oferta y envía NoLoNecesitoPeroLoQuiero al 12345 y si además incluyes una rima con el número os enviaremos también una goma elástica que amenta de longitud hasta que se rompe.

* con la goma de obsequio no puede borrarse lo escrito con el bolígrafo de regalo sobre el folio adquirido, pero puede utilizarse conjuntamente con el producto LapizHB1

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